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Daniel is dead.

It’s a relatively new tumblr which posts Facebook statuses along with a photo of the user. Pretty funny. (via Max)

” So, Apple does appear to own Me.com. It was likely purchased sometime in December 2007…”

Mac OS X Ocelot said:

“Maybe it has nothing to do with .Mac but instead Apple is going to attempt a full-fledged social networking website. Maybe it means nothing and Apple felt whimsical at the time.”

I like that idea. Some kind of Apple social networking site. Or, it just might be the new .Mac platform MacRumors is speculating.

I listened to the leak of Tha Carter III. It’s just so great. There are so many people on it. My favorite is Phone Home because it’s the most ridiculous.

“We are not the same. I am an alien.”

Straight-up, you know? He’s an alien, or whatever. 

jakoblodwick:

“The uncontacted tribes all have one thing in common - they want to be left alone.”

via seashellhell

 mind-bogglin’

Best LOST ever.

paulscheer:

Jason Woliner took a break from blogging CSI Fan videos, to send me this extremely creepy sexual abuse PSA. After watching it, I realized that that nice old man who used to bring me into his shack and play with my junk wasn’t a doctor at all, but a genuine pervert. Damn ou Mr. Caruthers.

Seriously, you need to watch this…It’s nuts.

Mr. Mac touched my penis.

Sit Down, Shut Up is Mitchell Hurwitz’s new project with some of the cast from Arrested Development and then Nick Kroll and Kenan Thompson and stuff. I hope it’s good. I really do. Also on that Flash Player are a lot of the new shows coming to different networks this coming fall.

I can’t believe George Michael is the American Idol!

jakoblodwick:

photos of TV … pick your favorite! via erock.

 Here’s my favorite! 

heller:

One of my recent television appearances.

 Hah! Awesome.

noahkalina:

Noah K Everyday in the June issue of FHM Germany right above the glow in the dark kittens. Pick it up!

 I’m getting sick of this.

Click the picture for more joint clothing, gosh doggie.

Listening to Mates of State is like watching some bad straight-to-dvd Disney movie on repeat. 

Man! Daxflame is still going strong. He’s brilliant. Really. Just read all of his comments. A sad majority of the commenters think that this kid isn’t faking. But that just allows me to give him more of my praise, you know? Great. This is him interviewing Josh Peck. Weird.